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Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room. The Boneshaker will rattle your sense of reality with incredible value and a sheer density of scary-good flavour for such a skeleton price. Yo, are you ready for me yet?  

The only thing spooky about this case is how you get one incredible new release, single vineyard pinot noir from titans of Central Otago worth $65, then you get the other 11 wonder-wines for a mere extra $134. Oh, and the artwork - that’s super creepy. Otherwise, it’s full of delicious wine... a bottle of each of the following, in fact:

SECRET DEAL Pinot Noir 2016

Central Otago, NZ

93pts Nick Stock, JamesSuckling.com | 93pts Gary Walsh | 92pts Cameron Douglas MS | Excellent to Outstanding - Mark Henderson, Otago Daily Times

These guys are one of the big guns of Central Otago. Rightly, this single vineyard Bendigo pinot is chock full of Otago plushness - juicy-as-hell plums, tangy raspberries, seasoned with aromatic thyme and rosemary and particularly peppery cinnamon notes. It’s about as rich as pinot can be, though not lacking a lighting strike of acidity to keep it supple and livey on the palate. It looks at cellar time with a confident smile; this’ll be nothing short of earth-shattering given time. 

YOU’D PAY $65 full price.

SECRET DEAL Shiraz Cabernet 2014

Coonawarra, SA

Sustainable farming

This shiraz blend is densely fruited, chewy and rich in spices. But balanced, too. It’s full-flavoured and sumptuous, bright and lifted all at the same time. Chocolate-slathered blueberries, coconut shavings and vanilla essence, all fruit cake dense. The shiraz brings the opulence, with cabernet giving shape and structure. Decent a little while before drinking - once opened up, it’ll welcome you right into its world. 

YOU’D PAY $26 full price.

SECRET DEAL Pinot Noir 2016

Marlborough, NZ

Sustainable farming

We’re often found singing the praises of Marlborough pinot. It often surprises people how good it is. It shouldn’t – there’s far more to Marlbs than sav blanc. This wine is smooth and round. It’s full of black cherries, maybe some plums, and a handful of tangy raspberries for good measure. The lively berry fruit is balanced by a distinct gaminess, that’ll come to the fore even more with time. It’s a very composed wine, neither austere nor too shouty. There’s a cool elegance that’s the perfect foil for its rampant desire to please. That’s ultimately what this is. It’s a complex crowd-pleaser. There’s plenty going on in the glass to think about, but it’ll slide down easily all the same.

YOU’D PAY $25 full price. 

SECRET DEAL Cabernet Sauvignon 2016

Coonawarra, SA

Sustainable farming

It’s hard to look past Coonawarra cabernet sometimes. But then, when it’s as good as this, why would you even want to? Bristling with blackberries, mulberries, herbaceous complexity and classic eucalypt, this has all the ingredients for top-notch drinking. It’s plenty approachable, so no need to cellar for decades. Stop pretending like you ‘only drink native Greek varietals now’. Go on mofo, give in to it!

YOU’D PAY $24 full price.

SECRET DEAL Rosé 2018

Jumilla DO, ESP

The freshest rosé in all of Iberia, and maybe even Europe, is back at the ’fo with a brand new vintage. Beautifully crisp and refreshing, it’s like a dive into a cool pool on a hot day. Only, instead of pool toys, you have strawberries, raspberries and a zesty hint of orange peel to keep things fun and fruity. Keep it chilled and ready to go at a moment’s notice. This is so perfect for sunny weather, even your doctor would prescribe it. Probably.

YOU’D PAY $24 full price.

SECRET DEAL Shiraz 2014

Limestone Coast, SA

Sustainable farming

Dark raspberry ganache from Koko Black, with a crisp-cracking exterior and a velvet-smooth core. Add in some earthiness and black fruits, plus a few seeds of vanilla bean and we’re getting pretty close. It’s a hearty wine for celebrating life, effortlessly matching savoury to silky; yin and yang in a playful package of delicious mirth, embodying the spirit of the bard it pays tribute to.

YOU’D PAY $24 full price.

SECRET DEAL Sauvignon Blanc 2016

Nelson, NZ

Five Stars | Sustainable Farming

This is gorgeously bright and full-flavoured savvy from Nelson, NZ.  Think lively acidity, more freshness than the ocean and wonderfully perfumed fruits, to the tune of passionfruit, gooseberry, summery citrus and a faint herbaceous undertone for balance. Utterly moreish and absurdly smashable. 

YOU’D PAY $23 full price.

SECRET DEAL Cabernet Sauvignon 2017

Barossa Valley, SA

Boom! Pow! Barossa cabernet that makes a bang of an entrance. Boisterous blueberry compote and bush pepper and beef jus leap out at you, followed by crackles of black pepper. Then, as you delve deeper, there’s earthy undertones, crunchy herbaceous notes and gorgeously rich mouthfeel. Despite the impact, it’s damn moreish. You never really feel you’ve had enough. It’s fun, firey and damnably delicious.

YOU’D PAY $21 full price.

SECRET DEAL Shiraz 2017

Mount Benson, SA

95pts Jane Faulkner, Halliday Wine Companion | 95pts Limestone Coast Wine Show | Gold Medal Limestone Coast Wine Show | Trophy Medal Limestone Coast Wine Show | 4 black star Halliday rated winery

From the lushly verdant Mount Benson, in the Limestone Coast, this shiraz is lively and wholesome in equal measure. Offering a lighter, more aromatic, take on Aussie shiraz, this one’s all about exuberant blueberry juiciness and super-fine cocoa powder, setting off cherries, cracked pepper and herbaceous undertones. Equally enjoyable alone as with a good ragú, this is just unpretentious, delicious, good-time wine. 

YOU’D PAY $21 full price.

SECRET DEAL Pinot Gris 2017

Marlborough, NZ

90pts Sam Kim | Sustainable farming

This is delicious, classic Marlborough pinot gris. There’s no frills about it, no over-blown flashiness. It’s all about get-in-my-glass gluggability and guaranteed good times for all. It’s fruity and fragrant, with hints of pear, mango and a splash of citrus, without being too intense either. There’s a dusting of cinnamon spice for interest and to make it fantastically food-friendly. There’s enough richness to stand alone, too, as an aperitif or just to have a glass of something while catching up with a friend. 

YOU’D PAY $20 full price.

SECRET DEAL Chardonnay 2016

Wairarapa, NZ

This chardy is a Bacchanalian picnic in the sunshine. Bounteous fruit, ripe and juicy, with a healthy dose of sunshine and well balanced oak treament. 

From the Gladstone subregion of Wairarapa, this is made in is a state-of-the-art gravity-fed winery. They let nature do all the push and pull. It’s much gentler on the juice, and saves bruising any of that delicious fruit flavour. This wine’s spent three years in bottle, and its time is now.  

YOU’D PAY $20 full price.

SECRET DEAL Sauvignon Blanc 2017

Marlborough, NZ

93pts Sam Kim | Gold Medal NZ International Wine Show

This small batch beauty if made by a very talented and thoughtful maker. From her home block of vines, too, so you know it’s been handled with extra care. It’s got loads of tropical verve, pure mineral texture and just a little freshly mown grass. Refreshingly stylish and long, its exuberance is contagious. Add to any party that’s in need of extra life and joy.

YOU’D PAY $18 full price.

Secret Deals deals are only made possible if we don’t reveal the maker’s brand on site. The wines are the genuine article, absolutely no cleanskins or fake brands, just dangerously good value. You won’t find out what it is until it hits your doorstep, but you won’t regret it. Just keep it on the down low.

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